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SMOOTH TALK

Feeling like nobody cares? Here’s your chance to speak your mind and let your voice be heard—even if nobody’s listening. Send your letters, photos, drawings, x-rays, etc. to SMOOTH Talk, P.O. Box 809, New York, NY 10013. Or e-mail us at: smoothreaders@smoothmag.com.

 

SMOOTH, you are the best magazine ever published! Hats off to covergirl Ms Cat. They say bigger is better and those triple double DDs have me fantasizing at night. I know most of your readers like booty, but it’s refreshing to see natural breasts splattered over the pages of #66. Thanks, SMOOTH, and keep up the good work!

 

Prince Richie G.

Washington, DC

 

To all the SMOOTH Girls, please allow me to say that I sincerely hope this correspondence may reach you in the greatest health, spirit, and mind. I get the feeling that all you SMOOTH Girls are beautiful people on the inside as well as on the outside.

 

Bryant Dalrymple

Swan Quarter, NC

 

I would first like to say thank you to Sandy and your whole crew for creating the best magazine in the entire world. I’m not bullshitting when I say this—I mean it from the heart. You always seem to amaze me, and just when I thought it couldn’t get any better, you blow my mind with the intoxicating, paralyzing, and unimaginably beautiful Latoya Allure. Everything about her photo shoot spells “veteran.” I never would believe it was her debut. She’s my new favorite, and I hope to see a lot more of her. Hell, I hope she gets her own whole issue of SMOOTH!

 

Joshua Johnson

Louisville, KY

 

Dear Ayisha Diaz, a.k.a. My Sweetness,

My name is Timi Brown, from the L.E.S. I’m 55 years old. You might think that’s a little too old for your fine self, but I must get this off my chest. I really think that you are a dime-piece, as the young men of today would say. Your beauty is priceless, and I’m sure your soul is too. I wish you well always, beautiful.

 

Henry “Timi” Brown

Marcy, NY

 

What’z poppin’, SMOOTH? I just finished looking through Issue 64 for like the 64th time, and I feel that it would only be right to let you know that it’s the best I’ve seen so far. Shout out to my girl Wankaego, a.k.a. the Little Giant, you’re serious with that ink. I know you’ve been showin’ up but now you’re really flexin’ on ‘em. Big upz to my girl Ayisha Diaz for tryin’ to put y’all boys up on game. I would’ve taken your advice but I’ve already been official when it comes to that. What’s up, Miss Bella? I’ve been tryin’ to find a word that fits you but I can’t seem to quit sayin’ DAMN! I ain’t know Iowa was comin’ like that. Y’all girls keep doin’ what y’all do best.

 

Bernell Burton

Baton Rouge, LA

 

To all the intelligent, independent, goal-oriented, successful, beautiful, and sexy women of SMOOTH, I would like to say thank you for all the hard work and dedication you all put into these magazines. I’m a big and loyal fan, and to be strictly honest, I can’t go one day without looking at a SMOOTH mag, whether it’s new or old. It’s mandatory! I would like to give a shout-out to Blac Chyna, Angel, Lola Luv, Courtney Ayana, and Nyisha K for letting the world know why Washington, D.C. is nicknamed “Chocolate City.” To all the models of SMOOTH, pursue your dreams and goals and let nobody stop you from achieving them.

 

Frank Reddick

Washington, D.C.

 

What’s up, SMOOTH? It’s the one and only “C-4” coming from D-Town, TX. You guys put on the greatest show on earth, with the hottest ladies with the sexiest bodies. I want to give a shout-out to Wankaego. She is so beautiful to me. Tell her I said to shake them haters off and keep getting that scratch.

 

“C-4”

Dallas, TX

 

I really appreciate what y’all are doing up there with the magazines, DVDs, and calendars. I’m from Pittsburgh, and y’all get mad love down this way. I really appreciate the eye for talent y’all have. You always find the most beautiful women and get them to say the shit I like to hear. I’m about to order up some of y’all mags because I really feel that y’all are the best. Mad love from a true fan.

 

Big Vezzy

Pittsburgh, PA

 

This is your fanboy $tackz. I wanna say I’ve been loving the way you put the best models and celebrities in the magazine. When are you going to put more of Deelishis and Buffie the Body on your covers? I love the way they carry their sexy, fine, thick-ass bodies. I’ve always wanted to look at sexy female poses, and those two are still the best I’ve seen.

 

Keep doing your thang and I’ll see y’all sooner or later.

 

Joy Boy $tackz

Detroit, MI