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 Whether you call it “Snaps,” “The Dozens,” “Trash Talkin’,” or “The Put-Down Game,” creative insults are a part of our collective culture—and funnier than hell, too. Send us your best snaps, put-downs, insults, and other assorted nonsense, and we’ll print the best, funniest, meanest, and raunchiest. If you’ve got the best one, you’ll win $100 and prove to the world: WHO’S THE MAN!
WHO'S THE MAN?
c/o SMOOTH
P.O. Box 909, New York, NY 10013
or email: Info@smoothmag.com
Your sister’s breath stinks so bad, I didn’t know
whether to give her a Tic-Tac or a roll of toilet paper.
Quantrell Blackman, Pontiac, IL
Your father is so ugly, he went outside fully clothed and got arrested for indecent exposure.
Jermaine Castle, Pine City, NY
Your mama’s so fat, she hangs her wet laundry on power lines and pins them with jumper cables.
Calvin R. Webb, Kenner, LA
Your mama is so stupid, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher.
Layshawn Mitchell, East Elmhurst, NY
Your mama’s hair is so short, if you stick her head next to a mirror, you’ll think it’s a shaved ass.
Terrell Penick, Springville, AL
Your mama’s so fat, her shadow has stretch marks.
Christopher Osinger, Florence, CO
Your mama’s so short, she has to reach up to tie
her shoe.
Kevin S. Joseph, Pound, VA
Your mama’s so black, when she walked in the kitchen, the pot and the kettle started giggling.
Tremayne Crawford, Norfolk, VA
Your mama’s so fat, when she ran out into the road, I used up a whole tank of gas trying to miss her.
D. Thornburg, Boyd, MD
RETIRE THIS SNAP!
Your mama’s so stupid, when driving to the airport, she saw a sign that said “Airport Left,”so she turned
around and went home.
Lance Arrington, Collegeville, PA
Your mama is so fat, she went outside wearing a Malcolm X jacket and a helicopter landed on her back.
Robert R. Quick, Augusta, GA
Your mama’s so black, she sweats tar.
Ronald Rowe, Philadelphia, PA
THE $100 WINNER
Your mama is so stupid, she thought yoga was a female bear.
Michael Johnson, White Deer, PA
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