SMOOTH Talk

Feeling like nobody cares? Here’s your chance to speak your mind and let your voice be heard—even if nobody’s listening. Send us letters, photos, drawings, x-rays, etc., to SMOOTH Talk, P.O. Box 809, New York, NY 10013. Or e-mail us at: smoothreaders@smoothmag.com.

No She Didn't

If your girl doesn’t have the oral skills you wish she had, you should consider yourself deprived. But don’t leave your dreams of good head for dead just yet. Maliah is here to teach you how to coach your girl into giving Karrine Steffans a run for her money.

Who's The Man?

Whether you call it “Snaps,” “The Dozens,” “Trash Talkin’,” or “The Put-Down Game,” creative insults are a part of our collective culture—and funnier than hell, too. Send us your best snaps, put-downs, insults, and other assorted nonsense, and we’ll print the best, funniest, meanest, and raunchiest. If you’ve got the best one, you’ll win $100 and prove to the world: WHO’S THE MAN!

RPM

Nowadays, modern technology is making everything as easy as pie. Take sports cars, for example. There was a time when aficionados of such gas-guzzlers wouldn’t be caught dead driving something without a stick shift. But now, luxury is the name of the game—Its first name, that is. Its last name is Maserati.

Rear View

SMOOTH gives you a peek at what's up next.